Top Definition
Mayonnaise.

So called because its scent is what one might imagine Satan's coffee breath to smell like and each jarful of it is made from the coagulated pus of one thousand corpulent rodents.

Not to be confused with Devil's Spit, which is a thoroughly delicious hot sauce served at Famous Dave's restaurants.
Mom: "Billy, do you want some mayo on your turkey sandwich"

Billy: "Devil's saliva? Nah, you'd be better off just giving me some E. coli infected spinach"
by Big Monty May 10, 2010

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