Detroit Carwash

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

Detroit Carwash

When performing a Cleveland Steamer, moving one's rectum North to receive a thorough cleaning.

I was surprised after dropping a Cleveland Steamer that she was willing to perform a Detroit Carwash.

by godknowswho February 18, 2009

Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.

That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.

by Swayzedog August 10, 2019