oakville ont. slang, someone who is hardly famous but acts like a rock star
dave was all acting like a desktop item today
by cowmow October 10, 2004
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A person who feels they can make a difference by spreading the word about something on the internet without actually doing anything.
Kony activists are desktop warriors.

People who say:

"watching the kony documentry on channel --. Its so sad to see those poor kids:'( Plz spread the word!" Quote - Facebook

"You're such a Desktop Warrior"

"HOW DARE YOU ATTACK SUCH A GOOD CAUSE."
by Diaord March 8, 2012
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The act of very quickly closing your internet browser because someone walked in and you were doing something you didn't want them to see.
by Matribus July 16, 2011
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When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin
Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
by El el fetches December 18, 2011
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Someone who always has their discord opened in the background on their computer, so their status is always green. Despite their always online status, they are often the type of user who rarely checks their DMs, or just outright ignores your messages.
Trying to talk to a discord desktop user is as hard as getting a cat to take a bath.
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POV: You pressed this button just to try to see the definitions on your iPad or iPhone, but it did absolutely nothing. Don’t think you’re as clever as you think you are
“Request Desktop Website” is a useless feature. I will give it 1 point of a star out of 10
by co5oo April 9, 2022
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A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net
What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...
by Theend16 October 5, 2010
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