An experimental who-knows-what-core band from Corpus Christi, Texas. Signed to Victory Records. One of the most hated bands of all time, commonly referred to as "Unsign the Skyline", hated in conjunction with The Bunny The Bear, who got them signed to the label. They have dimple piercings, and tattoos of pikachu and megaman. Musically brilliant in many ways, but their talent is hid by their self deprecation and introvertedness. Their music is generally too abstract for the common listener, containing long interludes of Behold...the Arctopus-like sweeping and blast beats mixed with random noise. They are EXTREMELY loyal to their fanbase, but many people pretend to be fans merely to troll them. These people are quickly eliminated by the true fans
Troll fan: You guys suck! Go kill yourselves. Your music sounds like a cat and a scene kid being thrown into a fan! My two-year-old makes better music when he tortures his dog with a steak knife! Unsign the Skyline, you're a disgrace to music! It's bands like you that ruined Victory Records, taking fans away from amazing bands like Jungle Rot and Sister Sin!
Diehard fan: Get out of here! Obvious troll is obvious. You're such a failure at trolling you should go hang yourself from a bridge.
Music snob: Hey troll, where did you pick up your taste in music? Did you notice how many times they changed time signatures in that song? And do you even have a clue what scale they were playing in? Design the Skyline reminds me of Thelonious Monk mixed with Spastic Ink and pig squeals. Go get a taste in music you ignorant commoner.
Girl: Matt Ryan ur so hot!! id do anything for u!
Matt Ryan: </3. Forever alone :'(
Undeniably the worst thing ever to happen to the metal scene. This shitty, unoriginal, emo/scene band released an abhorrent video of them performing a song called "Surrounded by Silence" and following the release was signed to Victory Records in late 2011, an event which brought almost universal negative responses. They have been described as the Rebecca Black
of metal and it is a title that fits them perfectly, considering they have more haters than actual fans. They lack any sort of originality, and just end up sounding like all the other shitty bands of their genre, essentially making them a cookie cutter band, manufactured to cater brainless emo/scene morons who actually like their crap. The band members themselves look like something that was puked out of Brokencyde
and then swallowed up by Blood on the Dance Floor
and then puked out again. The same can be said about their "music" as well, if you could even call it "music". This is definitely a band that has sealed its reputation.
Metalhead: "Wtf? Who are these talentless emo fags?! They suck major donkey dick!"
DTS fan: "LIKE OMG,STFU!!! DESIGN THE SKYLINE IS LIKE THE BEST BAND EVER!!! YOU'RE JUST A HATER BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU WERE TALENTED LIKE THEM. YOU'RE JEALOUS! I HATE YOU!
Metalhead: *Knocks out DTS fan*
DTS fan: *Goes home crying and bleeding like a little emo bitch*
Design the Skyline is a 7 piece Experimental band formed in Corpus Christi, TX early 2010. They are most known for their great ability to merge the qualities of 8-bit soundtracks, microwave beeps, and your sink garbage disposal unit. It takes a very sophisticated individual to appreciate this unique style. Not to mention it is an acquired taste, much like malt liquor.
If you somehow, took the seven most musically challenged people in the world, gave them instruments, and told them to play, you would have Design the Skyline.
Q: What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?
A: Design the Skyline