Describular

1.The word distributor when spoken by an ignorent black woman on the phone.

2.What happens when you 'ax' 'queshins' that contain very large words

Q : "Ma'am, can I get your distributor number?"
A: "What! I ain'ts no describular!"

"Quits discriblin my werds all up!"

Describular by Steve March 23, 2005

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Descrobulation

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

Descrobulation by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020

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Describular • decribulate • Descrobulation • destribulate • discribulater cap

decribulate

To uncribulate

you should decribulate

decribulate by decribuatlor July 6, 2010

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discribulater cap

A discribulater cap is a part of the engine housing, very complicated to change and fix but can be done in a timely manor with the right tools and someone who noes how to do the job. It is a rare fix but very common in small trucks and suvs. The part it self is relatively inexpensive but the labor can run you a couple thousand depending on the shop

Dam Daniel my discribulater cap blew again , better call pep boys

discribulater cap by Discribulater cap April 1, 2019

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destribulate

it is what it means

i am about to destribulate someone

destribulate by destribulator December 19, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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