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Derpsack 

One who insists on posting stupid facebook updates, while masteurbating, explaining his every movement, or feeling during his "Experience". This person also like to shove jellybeans, gummy bears, lollipops and many other things up his or her ass, taking them out, and putting them out for people to eat, acting as if nothing was wrong.

Another thing they like to do, is drive around in a red-neck mobile, with rust everywhere, screaming nigger and shooting their shotguns out the window.

They also love to steal obese children in the night, forcing them to excersize, until they lose enough weight to be considered normal. They are also notorious for their racism, and trolling on the internet, and being huge CoD Faggots or World of Warcraft no-lifes. Most of these faggots own PC's because they can troll behind a screen without revealing their girl voices, and exposing their balls haven't dropped.
Tim is such a derpsack, He was playing WoW all night. Fucking faggot with his level 80 orc mage, who the hell knows what that is?
Derpsack by Derp Sackathon November 26, 2011

Derpjacking 

When a conspiracy hyped, ALL CAPS typing person posts an unrelated article on a thread with intent to garner interest to his/her cause.
Person A: "I love this meme." *Posts picture meme about grumpy cat being grumpy to life*

Conspiracy Derp: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!! RED ALERT: EMERGENCY ALERT: Soldiers warn of coming gun confiscation and war against patriots." *Posts link to infowars.com video*

Person A privately messages friend: "Dude, I just became a victim of a recent derpjacking." *Posts screenshot*
Derpjacking by CRLGer December 30, 2013
Related Words

Derp Sack 

A pokemon loving dumb nut who stays up all night watching a dude hide in some rock with a radioactive Twinkie or watching a cow pee
That kid is a derp sack, he stole my radioactive Twinkie
Derp Sack by Derpsacker January 8, 2011

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026