Derpitis 

A disease that causes a person to be unable to not say derp (or herp ) for more than 24 hours, ranging in severity from one per day to one per sentence to "derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp...".

Person 1: Did you hear? Bob suffers from severe derpitis. Derp!

Person 2: Are you sure you don't have it yourself?

Person 1: Derp.

Derpitis by Rz2750 January 2, 2014

Tom Deritis 

A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend

Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes

Tom Deritis by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009

derpititus 

When someone has the derps. If that is not clear enough, you probably have it. When someone is being stupid, ignorant, or just flat out annoying, they probably have derpititus.

Okay, this guy obviously has derpititus.

derpititus by Tortilla ChipS. February 3, 2017

deritis 

There it is!!

To point out something of interest be it a tangible item or an intangible one.

(1) Where's the damn carkeys?!?!?
Deritis right where you left it on top of the fridge

deritis by pr0l33tzzz August 23, 2011

dermitisia 

A common procedure of the male genitalia where a thin layer of skin grows, covering the exit. Not all men experience this and usually starts occurring after males' 30s.

He had to go to the doctor to have his dermitisia punctured

dermitisia by DrJaySmith February 15, 2024