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derpflerp 

1.) A word used when you have nothing better to say.

2.) A word used when you don't know the answer to the question that just got asked to you.

3.) A word used just to throw people off
1.) Person 1:"So how was your day?"

Person 2: "derpflerp."

2.) Person 1: "What was the math homework last night?"

Person 2 "Derpflerp."

Person 1: o.O

3.) *dead silence*

"Derpflerp!"

People around you: O.o "wtf"
derpflerp by thatcoolkiddo6 June 23, 2011
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Derpslurping 

Derpslurping is an oral technique used on girls whereby the person giving oral sex flicks their tongue against the girls clitoris whilst sucking their tongue back in. Making a slurping sound, which is where the name derives.
I totally spent the night derpslurping that girl, it blew her mind!
Derpslurping by Cwistoferr November 6, 2012

Derpderp 

Nickname of the Sea Otter Water-type starter for Pokemon Black/White on the GameFAQs Pokemon Black/White boards, so named due to its goofy, uncompelling design, especially compared to his Grass and Fire counterparts. Described as "the bastard child of a Jynx and a Bidoof" by many GameFAQs forumers.
Derpderp is only sad because he wishes he were a Smugleaf
Derpderp by agnryman May 28, 2010

Derpelephant 

A retarded elephant. An insult that can either be funny or discriminatory towards stupid fat people.
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant
Friend: I just ordered ten bags of peanuts!
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.
Derpelephant by BigMass123 January 20, 2013

derpderpderpderp

the sound that the mythical derpasaurus will make when excited
"Hey derpasaurus! Do you want to go for a walk?"
"DERPDERPDERPDERPDERP!

derpferdler 

derpferdler was here
derpferdler by BobRoss1999 January 23, 2019
This is the opposite of herpa derp. It means when a situation is normal. So whenever the situation is completely normal it’s derpaherp, but when it’s abnormal it herpa derp.
Wow this conversation is derpaherp.”
Derpaherp by Derpidy doo doo February 16, 2020