A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.
She can get the Dern all night long.
by The Dern Lord February 13, 2012

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a southern slang for darn
oh dern, he gone done it again
by redneck billybob August 17, 2003

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Kind of like darn, only said in situations that aren't as serious as situations that merit the use of darn.
Dern! I accidentally dropped my bologna sandwich in the dishwater.
by Arthur Wellington October 20, 2007

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cocain, blow, snort, butta, candy.
"I bought some derns in the club and it made me shit my pants."
by dms123 August 09, 2005

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A Dude so insanely, disgustingly ugly that if anyone ever witnessed their ugliness, they would turn to gouging their eyes out and hoping for a quick death to eliminate the memory of said face.
Jesus H Christ, please kill me. I think I saw a Dern.
by Thatdude4554 November 29, 2015

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An old person version of "darn"
Dern! My balls are huge and droopy!
by JAMC89 April 29, 2009

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slang for cigarette
gangster: yo can i get a dern

thug: word up
by wetfox November 09, 2009

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