Derivativism 

Derivativism is what capitalism becomes when it runs out of capital and must rely on debt. It turns debt into low or no value wealth, largely for the economic elite.

The economy no longer made money via capitalism but thankfully the bankers were still around and could generate wealth by servicing debt in a new process called Derivativism.

Derivativism by Blue Revolution March 18, 2023

Derivatives 

Why I'm failing AP Calculus right now.

Quiz: Find the derivatives of the following.

#1: e^(-2coscsc4x)(4pitan/-7secx)^cos6x.

Me: *blank stare*

Derivatives by Sid Barrett December 9, 2008

derivatives chad 

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

derivatives chad by derivatives-chad June 3, 2022