Depressed Octopus Share definition Flag A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird. Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!! Depressed Octopus by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Depressed Octopus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
