Deppresovis Follilicus 

The Hair Of Death, Smoked intently (often wrapped by the ideas for the next Harry Potter book) by Those wishing to suffer depression. Mostly found at murder scenes and Celine Dion Concerts. The Latin above is roughly translated as "Depressing Hairs".

"Damn, That Mother Fuhrer looks Depressed"
"He Obviously Been Smoking Some Deppresovis Follilicus"

Deppresovis Follilicus by Tweedle De September 16, 2007