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Person who thinks he is a great hunter but really is a musser. Or someone who has retard strength.
See dork in the tree stand he thinks he is a great white hunter but he is a Depkon.
Depkon by Steve Novick January 8, 2009
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Depoonhydrated 

going an extended amount of time without getting any poontang (pussy)
dude, i havn't gotten any poontang since last saturday!!! If i dont get any quick i mite get Depoonhydrated..
Depoonhydrated by Mikey D 34 March 8, 2009
Usually a genuine person, usually ginger with the swag no one else has even seen before. He usually works in tough positions. But stares death In the eyes.
Girl 1: "wow check out all that ginger swag.
Boy 2: "I have developed a man crush"
Deakon "I bring all dem niggas to the yard"
Deakon by Alldembitches August 25, 2016

Deakonian 

An avid follower of all things Joey Deacon, an elderly spastic who touched the hearts of all schoolkids during the early to mid 1980s. He brought a whole new vocab complete with hand and optional tongue actions into the playground.
His execution of the shoulder-bite coupled with 'spaz arms' was textbook. A pure Deakonian.
Deakonian by Mark D December 15, 2004
A fertile woman with fluctuations in weight and moods.
"I can't believe Susan from high school turned out to be a deponts!"
Deponts by DonkeyPuncher1 November 14, 2013
A man with a commonly larger penis than most of his friends ranging from 6 to 13 inch penis.
Wow his dick is so big his name must be Dekon!
Dekon by Bigger D ;) January 9, 2018