Deoffensive

It is when you don't agree with someone, and you try to be defensive by being offensive.

When someone posts a comment on Facebook about your parties politician, and a person replies with deoffensive comment like "Yeah, but your guy's worse"!

Deoffensive by BDLeadBari August 25, 2012

Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

Bobuk defensive football philosophy by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020

Defensive Eating 

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

Defensive Eating by CourtJ March 25, 2011

defensive cockblock 

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

defensive cockblock by j May 13, 2005

Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.

No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.

Defensive Handjob by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010

defensive drinking

proactively drinking the premium beer, wine or alcohol so as to prevent others from consuming it

Tim engaged in some defensive drinking when he realized his buddies were consuming the good stuff.

defensive drinking by Allen Towne April 4, 2009

Defensive Eating 

eating all the good food first so nobody else can get to it-mark

"man i hate when he does his defensive eating"

Defensive Eating by suhhhh duude February 25, 2017