A "Dempy" is an ancient martial arts secret, closely guarded by the masters of the world. It involves inserting ones index finger into ones own anus before stripping completely naked and running down the street, slapping as many old people as possible. It is said that one can only attain true oneness with the Universe through the repeated use of this technique.
"My God, that guy just totally pulled off a Dempy on the old people at that bus stop!"
by Kung Fu Gravy October 29, 2008
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an amazng friend, always up for a laugh, pretty, likes pies and is called demi. she likes foosty fudge ad worms.
monpie and dempie ! (L)
by monicaahodge December 21, 2009
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Dempie is a philo sophie genius. She is the ring leader of all smurfs, or at least she liked to think that she is. She actually really close to papi smurf but secretly wants to take his job. She secretly dresses up as a surf in her spare time, but it's a secret so don't tell anyone. Although she's kinda insane, Dempie still slays tbh. If u see a Dempie in the wild pls approach at your own risk.

Pronounced: Dem-pie
Smel: Let's see how anime i can get...

Dempie: You can never be more anime than the Demipie
by smurfdestroyer November 22, 2022
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