The better educated of the two major political parties. Democrats have reasonal beleifs such as,
-a fair tax system where the rich are taxed more and the middle class get tax cuts
-personal privacy rights ex. abortion and gay marriage
-civil rights
-numerous government programs such as medicare, medicaid, social security, welfare
-close government regulation of business
-extensive funding for government programs and public education
-war only when absolutely neccesary
-evolution
-separation of church and state
by poopygrass675 June 20, 2010
-A person who is not a Republican, that is, is not selfish, self-centered, and greedy.
-A true democrat is a person that embraces the idea of freedom-the belief that each human being has the right to make her/his own decisions.
-A democrat believes in equality and in making available services to those with not enough money to afford them, because a democrat understands that poverty is not due to laziness, but rather to problems affecting a person's life.
-A democrat understands that not everyone can afford to go to college.
-A democrat truly embraces the First Amendment of the Constitution, declaring freedom of religion, freedom of speech,freedom of the press, and the freedom to assemble.
A single mother with breast cancer unable to work to feed her child and to afford adequate treatment for her illness begs on the streets for money or food.
A Republican's answer:'Ahh that lazy b*tch, if she just found a job or went to church. She deserves this for her awful sin of having sex before marriage. The Lord knows what he's doing!'
A Democrat's answer: 'I will give her money and start fundraising to gather money to help her.'
by diana in the mist June 01, 2006
A person who, on the internet(we have it in the south; surprised?) assumes that a Republican is an ignorant Southern asshole who can't spell his own name without help.

For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is:
1. "Southern Baptist,"
2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence,"
3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE,"
4. "Cannot spell ammendment,"
5. Have "no good ideas,"
6. "A semi-literate meathead,"
7. Automatically "the party to vote against,"
8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother,"
9. "Can not spell Democrat,"
10. the list goes on..

After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.
Sivilised peoples on the internets thit can spall there uwn names, not alike the rapublicans. democrats are best acuz they think they are. is thare warld an we in the south, the hicks, ore jist living en et.

This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.
by Republican, therefore a hick. April 24, 2009
People who dish crap and insult everyone that doesn't think like them, but gets upset when the favor is returned.
Person 1: Republicans are so stupid
Person 2: Totally
Person 3: Democrats are idiots
Person 1: How dare you insult democrats?
Person 2: Democrats are wonderful people who can argue about how gay marriage should be legal and the rich should be taxed more, but can't talk about things that will actually help the country. You're such a terrible person and so judge-mental that you would say something like that about another person.
by Ihaveanactualbrain April 07, 2013
One who is willing to sacrifice personal safety for their countrymen because everyone, not just some, deserve justice and equality.
Republican: Did you hear about the soldier that jumped on a grenade to save his fellow soldiers?
Democrat: Yes. He was a Democrat, and they were all Republicans.
by Liberal Combat Vet September 06, 2010
one of the two major political parties apparently dedicated in removing rights givin to man by god, completely ignorant to what the founding fathers believed in, and utterly desperate to take the political power from the people and hand it to an increasingly powerful government. Also convinced their opinion is the absolute truth and that republicans are evil for holding their own.
the democrats hold a majority in the house and senate.
by doodguy69 April 06, 2010
1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
by Smarterthanyou22 July 08, 2009

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