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deloshed 

when someone steals your laundry detergent and slams your head against a wall.
aldgas;bjadnbgu;aeonh; NO
deloshed by idontknow September 8, 2003

dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.
Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."
dog the demolisher by westfalia January 11, 2010

Demolished 

1. A person who is inebriated.

2. The act of defeating one's opponent (typically in video games).
1. "That guy is so DEMOLISHED!"

2. "Toby DEMOLISHED Bowzer when he played Super Mario Brothers last night.
Demolished by HeatherFeather_RD January 14, 2008

demolished 

Means very drunk usually or it can mean a person is highly affected by narcotics. Generally the implication is so intoxicated that they lose control of their motor abilities, essentially either passing out or sitting in a still stupor.
I'm going to get demolished on Friday night at a keg party.
demolished by james trent February 8, 2007

demolished 

1. To fuck someone really hard

2. To devour a meal so fast it leaves a mess, or no food is to be seen

3. To win a fight verbal or physical
1. I wiped out my big cock and demolished that tight ass

2. I was so stoned that I totally demolished that burrito

3. I went to jail, but I definetly demolished that dude!
demolished by ImaBrat January 31, 2010

Demolisher 

One of the heaviest bands known to man. They are a 5 piece band from Chicago, IL that will always bring slow, heavy ass breakdowns.
(Dude1)Hey man, did you see Demolisher last night?
(Dude2)Nah man I didn't go! Did anyone die?
Demolisher by Schiller666 July 13, 2010