A "Dirty Demetrius The II" is when you shove lego bricks up your uretha and get fucked in the ass by donkey and shrek.
by CoolKidd12 November 24, 2021
The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022
He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
by Demetriosalah January 7, 2022
The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
Jose Demetrius Darquavion is a border hoping tequila drinking taco eating man
He has a massive PP at the length of 2,5 inchs
Jose Demetrius Darquavion has slept with your mother, your sister, your father, your brother, your uncle, your auntie, your cousins
Don't disrespect THE Jose Demetrius Darquavion
He has a massive PP at the length of 2,5 inchs
Jose Demetrius Darquavion has slept with your mother, your sister, your father, your brother, your uncle, your auntie, your cousins
Don't disrespect THE Jose Demetrius Darquavion
Jose Demetrius Darquavion is Soooooooooo Hot
by JoseTheGoofyMan April 6, 2023