Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2005

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Pulling a Demetri

The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.

Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.

by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008

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Demetri Martin

A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.

Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.

by emmawemawoo August 28, 2008

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demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

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