Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,
Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
2. n. A person who kills a good moment or sucks all of the fun out of a situation.
2. Robert: Wow I hate going to parties with Erin, she's such a dementor.
Nathan: I know, all she does is stand in the corner and frown...
Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.
The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
Person 2 : Why not
Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor