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Demenscha 

A chronic or persistent disorder of the mental process wherein Jewish mothers forget the names of their children that are *NOT* physicians or lawyers.
Hilda: My Mitchell is doing so well! He was just named medical director at Mt. Sinai Medical Center!

Marilyn: That's great! How is Marc the plumber doing?

Hilda: Who?

Marilyn whispering to Priscilla: Oh dear...Hilda may have demenscha...
Demenscha by Crambor June 21, 2011
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Demencia 

Demencia is a very cool and crazy character from Villainous. Villainous is a Mexican animated web miniseries created by Alan Ituriel. It is based on his 2012 webseries and was picked up by Cartoon Network Mexico as a miniseries of ten one-minute episodes for the Cartoon Network Anything app.
"DEMENCIA! WHY DID YOU PRESS THE BUTTON AGAIN?!?" -Black Hat
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Loving Down to earth lady, pretty, ride or die, always there whenever you need her, food maybe a Lil burnt but when it comes to pleasure, best believe your needs would be fulfilled. Nice tits
You need a demesha at some point of time in life
demesha by Dr.DixenTuDeep December 21, 2016
Loving Down to earth lady, pretty, ride or die, always there whenever you need her, food maybe a Lil burnt but when it comes to pleasure, best believe your needs would be fulfilled. Nice tits to suck
Everyone needs a demesha in their life
demesha by Dr.DixenTuDeep December 22, 2016

Demenstrate 

When a woman demonstrates that she is menstral.
Bertha demenstrated to her girl friends that she is having her period.
Demenstrate by Wordan December 25, 2020

demencracy 

Putting someone with dementia in power, presumably as a way to save democracy from the Crazy Orange Man.
Uncle Joe became POTUS because of demencracy.
demencracy by OnlySmiles September 10, 2021

demensia 

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.
Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.
demensia by QuacksO May 8, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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