Delougar 

Dead Lesbian Cougar

"Don't go out with her; she's old. She's gonna be a delougar before you know it."

"You're dating a delougar?" "She's not dead." "She will be soon."

"Now she's just a delougar...one of her only legacies."

Delougar by M$.B. November 22, 2013

decougar 

used as a verb, this term is used to define:

the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-50 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)

two teenage boys in conversation:

boy a) can your mom decougar me?

boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.

boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.

boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.

boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.

decougar by Uncle Dimma February 1, 2012

Delougeration

Short and retarded consideration or discussion.

“After much delougeration we arrived back at where we started but in a much lesser mental capacity”

Delougeration by The Mystery Submitter November 25, 2020

decougar 

decougar

used as a verb, this term is used to define:

the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-10 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)

two teenage boys in conversation:

boy a) can your mom decougar me?

boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.

boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.

boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.

boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.

decougar by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012