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Delano, MN 

A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.
"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"
Delano, MN by chickenman69 February 22, 2022
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Daniel Anthony Noriega is a- the best American drag queen in drag race herstery. If you have a problem fight me not my wife thank you. He’s mine and Hailey’s so back off Delilah🙃
Hailey: Have you seen Adore Delano?

Me: Yeah she’s hot as Danny and Adore I would lick her shoes either way
A person with this name is proud, witty and kind. They have a way with words and are deep thinkers. Able to do great things if they don't let themselves get in their way. Artistic, creative and full of energy, passion and life. The best of friends. Be their biggest fan and watch them do great things.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Delano, CA
Delano by DNA1 February 3, 2010
I always knew he was a great guy but after seeing him in his gym shorts. I realized he was a Delano
Delano by theodorehuxtable January 19, 2017
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Delcan by 123cake February 2, 2019
The only man in this world able to be handsome which can receive any girl he wants
I wanna be like Delano
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You are a Delcan
delcan by 123cake January 30, 2019