Delano has caused USMMA to be a staple atop Princeton reviews list to twenty worst colleges as far as food is concerned. There are reputed cases of the food causing severe cases of the explosive diarrhea, anal leakage, loss of will to live, hair loss, itchiness, loss of sex drive, small penis syndrome, and gastric tension.
The only redeeming quality is that Delano is free for the MIdshipmen of Kings Point.
"Dieting is so easy, all I have to do is go into Delano look at what they are serving and I lose my appatite"
"ever since I got back to school and have had to eat a delano I have had the worst flatulence"