Dekaff

An alternate method of writing "decaff", which commonly means "cool" or "epic"

Did you see that movie? It was so dekaff!

Dekaff by myAlicelol April 9, 2009

decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine

I decafficated all over the floor in starbucks this morning

decafficate by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

Decaffitated 

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

Decaffitated by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010

Decaffed

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.

That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.

Decaffed by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

degaffery 

Related to "DGAF." The state, being, condition, or act of not giving a fuck.

Dude, no one showed up to econ Friday. The degaffery was just off the charts.

degaffery by Ella Mae Fayo April 20, 2011

decaffeitated 

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

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decaffeitated by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

Decaffinicotarded

Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.

4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"

Decaffinicotarded by BelleMorte67 February 8, 2013