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Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.
Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"
Derpenstein by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011
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weisenstein 

That pussy was weisenstein.
weisenstein by Suckafucka777 August 3, 2016

Eisenstein 

A person with blue eyes, very tall, good teeth, stick thin with a killer personality. She is very sexy and quirky and knows how to throw a good party. But she isn’t as clever as Einstein.
A person who is sexy is an Eisenstein

Derpenstein

A fan of popular video games and comics who believes that flamingos will eventually take over the world. A true fanatic amongst us all.
That freak over there is definitely a Derpenstein!
Derpenstein by RynoStoop August 2, 2021

degenstein 

Most likely mentally unstable toxic ass bi sexual or gay bitch. But also super baddie and usually tall with big tits and a nice singing voice. Degensteins are usually born in the fall or winter and they can be the life of the party.
Wow my ex boyfriend was so Degenstein.

double derfenstein

When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time.
Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when they double derfensteined over a wire.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026