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Word: Defacecate
Pronunciation: de-feys-keyt
Verb: def•ace•cat•ed, def•ace•cat•ing.

Verb - used without object
1. to discharge excrement from the bowels while logging on to facebook account.
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Example1: I was defacecating when I thought of this word.
Example2: Please hold my calls, I am going to the restroom to defacecate
by joelda February 17, 2011