yellow deeds

the process by which expelling lemonade from your bean stalk
aka pissing/urinating

Guy 1: I'll be right back. I feel I must take care of these yellow deeds that are making me uncomfortable.
Guy 2: Alright. But you better aim carefully because I just washed my white toilet.

by Mike Davis III February 7, 2006

Blastardly Deeds

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2021

Brown deeds

Process by which expelling fudgies from your anus. AKA Shitting.

Guy 1: Aw d00d i think i gotta do some brown deeds!
Guy 2: make sure you wipe your ass

by Mike davis III October 7, 2005

good deed

An act from which you get no benefit that costs you. No good deed goes unpunished. A good deed will come back and bite you in the ass.

Goring issued an order shielding decorated Jewish WW1 veterans and their families from the Gestapo. That order was used against Goring at his trial. His good deed came back and bit him in the ass.

by knowman March 16, 2008

did the deed

did/ do the deed:

to have sex, to fuck

A: How did it went with your gf/bf
B: We did the deed

by heywhatuwatching January 9, 2022

I deed it

The famous line used by rapper Eli Porter in his rap battle against rapper Envy. The line goes "I'm the best mayne... I deed it". At the end of the battle the judges voted that rapper Envy won. Envy used lines such as "I been up on da blocks/never sellin rocks/but I still got what I got" and also "They like Rayell, you need to stop talkin junk/but I gotta run up on a cat with the pump".

"I'm da best mayne.... I deed it."

"He like Rosie O'Donell at a bi-sexual bridal shower"

"See, I'm da best.....I told you that...this dude like dat...he runnin from da cat..."

by Marv-O la gay May 26, 2009

Stoner Deeds

The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.

Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?

Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.

Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!

by The Zanthercat December 16, 2008