| 1. | Deckers horse penis | ||
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A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage. Tony: Dude did you fuck her??
Sam: Well kinda... Tony: What do you mean? Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit. Tony: Bull shit. Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge |
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