by Spxxky_H December 19, 2019
by beepbeepboop December 15, 2019
by andrew tariman October 20, 2019
The day where anyone shorter than 5'5 can legally ask any one over 5'5 to get them a puppy and it must be completed
by Anonymous 135 December 18, 2019
If your mother and aunt tell you happy birthday before someone else, and they have fat toes. It doesn’t account. Also hold accountable if you are wished a beloved birthday before or after 12a.m in another state you weren’t born in.
“Happy Birthday!!” (12:01 December 19th texas time) doesn’t count if you’re originally born in New Mexico.
by nev2cool December 19, 2021
by Always_small December 7, 2019
"Hey Derrick I just came by to say-"
"Hold that thought- it's December 19th"
"No- please- you know I'm allergic-"
*shoves face into mayo*
"Hold that thought- it's December 19th"
"No- please- you know I'm allergic-"
*shoves face into mayo*
by ilikemayo28956734 December 19, 2021