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Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.
4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"
by BelleMorte67 February 08, 2013