Deathcation 

The length of time your workplace grants for the grieving of "close" relatives you care nothing about.

Our evil step-mother kept the news of my estranged father's death from us in an attempt to deny us our celebratory deathcation.

Deathcation by Daddy's Girl2318 October 13, 2011

deafication 

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.

Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.

deafication by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

Deathecation 

1. The act of releasing ones bowels upon death.
2. Shit that comes out after you are dead

1. Moments after John was fatally wounded, he deathecated in his new pants.

2. Have you heard the new Tupac deathecation, it's great!

Deathecation by Gurk McJurken October 29, 2009

deafecation 

1.v. The act of dropping a log in complete silence.
2. n. The product of a silent shit.
3. When deaf people are unaware of how loud their pooping noises actually are.

Billy stared at his deafecation in awe knowing that nobody could have possibly heard him.

deafecation by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009

deadication 

May refer to {1} a fanatical degree of determination that actually drives someone to pursue an interest or idea to the death, or {2} a super-hooked and eternally **grateful** fan of the (in)famous rock band.

I'm so filled with deadication that I'm gonna don my lightning-skull t-shirt and chain myself to a tree.

deadication by QuacksO January 9, 2014

datecation 

The act of going away for the weekend to a local hotel/motel.

Laura was on me that we don't go out enough so we went downtown for a datecation last weekend. Hotel sex is always better.

datecation by Big Pappa Smurfz March 5, 2009

datecation 

Similar to a staycation, a datecation is when you stay home and just "chill and watch Netflix" or lounge around with your significant other and relax instead of going out.

Daniel and Taryn didn't feel like going to a restaurant for a traditional date because they were tired of going out. They just wanted to spend some time together and relax, so they went over to his house for a datecation.

datecation by Shreebee December 3, 2015