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Dearf by xoxsomeonebeautifulxox January 2, 2011
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Deaf Jam
Having a sign language rap battle.
Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam
Deaf Jam by will bitten December 21, 2016
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the silence is deafening
When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!
I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!
the silence is deafening by Starchylde May 24, 2016
Deaf Metal
Deaf Metal by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
tone deaf
Someone painfully oblivious to social situations and the world at large. Unable to read blatant social cues.
tone deaf by bambiandzac March 30, 2021
Deafazz
An outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one's bare palm. A loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. The slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it coming. It can be used as a verb in all tenses.
Noun: Ron Artest just gave that fan a mean deafazz.
Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.
smack, thump, slap, bitch-slap, bitchslap
Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.
smack, thump, slap, bitch-slap, bitchslap
Deafazz by Toronto English Teacher March 2, 2011
deafyslexic
Deafyslexic: pronounced def•a•lex•ick
A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.
A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.
A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.
A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.
A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
Typical Deafyslexia Example:
Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”
Advanced Deafyslexia;
Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”
Advanced Deafyslexia;
Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
deafyslexic by ACinKo May 17, 2014