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An outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one's bare palm. A loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. The slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it coming. It can be used as a verb in all tenses.
Noun: Ron Artest just gave that fan a mean deafazz.

Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.

smack, thump, slap, bitch-slap, bitchslap
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When you slap the absolute hearing out of their ear
Yo why you slap me so hard

I just gave u a Deafazz
Deafazz by The dreasgth February 16, 2022

deffoz / defozz / deafazz 

Toronto slang for when you give a yute a hard clap on his headtop deafening him and giving you time to dip cro.
Waste Yute 1: Yo cronem i just hit SK with a deffoz / defozz / deafazz and stained him for his chain wallahi.

Waste Yute 2: He shouldn't have been in our ends cro. neyaaah eh.

Deafazable

To have and to be the character /characteristic that gives others the feeling to deafaz you.
E. G. Dammnnn... that dude is totally deafazable!!!
Ima deafaz that booty
A slang term that implies a threat of physical violence or confrontation. It suggests that the speaker intends to engage in a physical altercation or fight with the person being addressed
Aiden Paladino is gonna catch a defazz fam
defazz by plug from mississauga March 15, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026