dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019

dead weight

Not playing video games well, while drunk.

Kenyon, after drinking steel reserve, is dead weight at mario

by Max Hampton June 6, 2004

Dead Weight Dude

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

by AstroBoxTV August 23, 2023

Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022