by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018
saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.
*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
by xThatGuyZ September 12, 2011
When you do something to your girl (like cheat on her) and you have to get one last fuck with her before she finds out and kicks you out.
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed
by BlaineRick March 24, 2015
You probably wanted urban dictionary to ask if you wanted: a fucking dead mug
If not, then someone is going to keel over and die. Making them fucking dead
If not, then someone is going to keel over and die. Making them fucking dead
Is that guy fucking dead?
by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020
It is used when a funny meme is posted on discord but you cant stop laughing to it, these memes are generally offensive or low quality to get a rare "im fucking dead" reply.
by IAtePeople June 30, 2023
When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.
by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
by X June 13, 2003