Jimbo "the dead fuck"

a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol

"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!

by yo yo to the ho ho May 12, 2009

Dead Fuck Feast

A term used for when you have the intent to kill somone, have sex with them, and then eat them.

Hey, you know Ronda down in payroll ?
I'd like to have a DEAD FUCK FEAST with her.

by Wilson Cartwright August 16, 2005

DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

Dead as Fuck

When something is not working, not functional. Very broken beyond repair.

The bird you just killed is dead as fuck!

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020