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A metabolic disease marked by a painful inflammation of the joints, deposits of urates in and around the joints, and usually an excessive amount of uric acid in the blood caused by too much Match.com surfing.
A guy at work called in sick today after he was afflicted with a serious case of DeGout.
by Hot Pastrami Flaps May 17, 2005