A city in western ohio known to be large enough to have all of the big city problems but not large enough to have anywhere good to hang out other than crappy chain restaurants.
Person A: There's nothing going on in Dayton tonight.
Person B: Tell me about it. I heard there is an awesome party in Columbus though. Want to go?
Person A: Yeah, lets ditch this cesspool of a town.
Person B: Tell me about it. I heard there is an awesome party in Columbus though. Want to go?
Person A: Yeah, lets ditch this cesspool of a town.
by CaptainSpaulding November 30, 2009
The nicest boy you know, always there to make you laugh, you probably want to date him, but he's mine :
He's sweet, nice, adorable, and hot.
Best guy in the world :D
He's sweet, nice, adorable, and hot.
Best guy in the world :D
by IGORAWRR(: January 14, 2010
1. a male who is hilariously witty and sometimes oblivious.
2. a name that has combined the letters in the alphabet perfectly to create a word that girls find extremely attractive.
2. a name that has combined the letters in the alphabet perfectly to create a word that girls find extremely attractive.
1. Wow, Dayton made the funniest joke the other day! Then he stared off into space for 1/2 an hour...
2. Dude! You got girls hanging off you all the time! You're totally a Dayton
2. Dude! You got girls hanging off you all the time! You're totally a Dayton
by DRmastermind April 9, 2010
by MaynardCapabitch May 18, 2018
Dayton is the hyper psycho kid who always sits in the back of your class. He's always on his phone or computer and couldn't care less about the lesson. He's energetic and crazy and selfish. Get into an argument with him? He'll be merciless. This dude knows his way around computers- hand your phone to him and it'll get screwed over. This dude always has a faux hawk laden with gel- oh, the pounds and pounds of gel...
Dayton is a talented programmer.
by yourmiddleschoolpal October 23, 2018
A small city in Ohio, located in Montgomery County and is associated with the "Rust Belt" of the mid-west. Dayton wants so bad to be like Columbus and Cincinnati that it embraces its high crime rate, but refuses to add anything of value to draw economic growth.
It is home to wannabe "gangstas", pretentious wannabe "big city" dwellers and abandoned houses and factories.
It is home to wannabe "gangstas", pretentious wannabe "big city" dwellers and abandoned houses and factories.
Biff: "Well, tonight Madison and I shall be dinning at Jay's"
De' Travion: "Boy you be thirsty, cuz me n my boyz gone steal yo ride, bitch..."
Dan: "God help me...I have to get out of Dayton"
De' Travion: "Boy you be thirsty, cuz me n my boyz gone steal yo ride, bitch..."
Dan: "God help me...I have to get out of Dayton"
by Rule303 March 2, 2011
Small town of Dayton, Washington. A place where The Crazies could have possibly been filmed. Contains only one street light that most of the time doesn't work. People there are all whores. They cheat on their husbands and get divorces, and then just go hang out in the bar because of their miserable lives. Teen pregnancies are very high because most students just drop out of high school in their class of 28. Why would you go to college? There's plently of farmland, and plenty of penises to ride with plenty of hairy beer bellies attached. But there are some good sides to it. The hills are pretty.
"So you're from Dayton? Does that mean you live on a farm?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you're pregnant?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you've done nothing with your life?"
"Bingo."
Dude, Dayton sucks.
"No you dumbass."
"So you're pregnant?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you've done nothing with your life?"
"Bingo."
Dude, Dayton sucks.
by barbra manitee. April 13, 2011