Daylight savings time 

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

Daylight savings time by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

daylight savings time bar hopping 

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

daylight savings time bar hopping by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Daylight savings time  

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

Daylight savings time by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009

Daylight Savings Time 

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

Daylight Savings Time by ommonomaily August 6, 2012

Daylight Savings Time Party 

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

Daylight Savings Time Party by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019

Daylight Savings Time 

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

Daylight Savings Time by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023