Daycreeping

Combination of "daydreaming" + "creeping". When your mind wanders off in a public place and you stare blankly at someone or something without noticing you're doing it. Others will see you as creepily staring, even if you have no intention of creeping.

I was at the library today and fortunately caught myself daycreeping before they noticed.

Daycreeping by emanmill005 March 2, 2010

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Daycreaming

When your special lady friend daydreams about your past and future sexual exploits.

Special lady friend: Honey, I've been daycreaming about last Friday kitchen table sex.
You: Oh word?!

Daycreaming by Fat and sassy July 8, 2019

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Daycreeping • daycreaming • Discreeping

daycreaming

An event where a woman watches episodes of Doctor Who starring David Tenant whilst masturbating vigouresly using any sexual aid she can find.

Oh god shes been daycreaming over DT again, look at the mess she made!

daycreaming by Gurista May 18, 2008

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Discreeping

Discreetly creeping into a photograph.

This would have been a great picture of me and Leah if that dude wasn't discreeping in the background.

Discreeping by P.C. Bananahammock May 22, 2009

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Discreeping

Discreetly Creeping

(Discreeping:adjective. As in, creeping into someone's photo, in a nonchalant way)

Discreeping by Leahlove May 22, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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