A Daximus is someone who has a greasy ass haircut who resembles a lesbian with a kinky attitude. (S)he (can’t tell if it’s a unisex name) loves toys and bouncing them around like the balls he doesn’t have.
Daximus stop playing with that stupid fucking toy you sack of shit!
by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019
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