AKA 'The Scourge of Sobriety'
AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'
AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'
The man.
The Legend.
The Scalzi.
AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'
AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'
The man.
The Legend.
The Scalzi.
"Holy shit balls!"
"What's that mate?"
"Scalzi's back in Perth!"
"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"
"What's that mate?"
"Scalzi's back in Perth!"
"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"
by Scott84Perth August 26, 2022
Dave: let's snake the party
Amy: ok, give me a davidoff venom blast then
Dave: ok only because I'm a snake
Amy: ok, give me a davidoff venom blast then
Dave: ok only because I'm a snake
by Dave2.0 January 25, 2014
After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.
valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'
by perfumedave January 25, 2014
When a male is receiving fellatio and he cannot hold back the climax. He spreads his seed and it replicates the blossoming of a Camellia flower. The recipient is usually unaware of the happenings and is normally pleased that the seeds have been soiled into the beds of her skin.
Dave: Amy this is so nice
Amy: yum glug glug mmmm
Dave: Im gonna cum
Amy: ah it feels so nice and warm
Dave: wow it looks like a flower
Amy: you gave me a Davidoff Camellia aha my skin is refreshed
Amy: yum glug glug mmmm
Dave: Im gonna cum
Amy: ah it feels so nice and warm
Dave: wow it looks like a flower
Amy: you gave me a Davidoff Camellia aha my skin is refreshed
by flowerdave January 25, 2014
When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014