1. Davidian: "Oh praise be to David for this blessed day!"
2. Dude: "Wanna go to youth group with me tonight?"
Davidian: "Are you joking!?! His Hoffness is on TV!"
A very sexy , big booty , big titty girl. Loud. Likes to have fun. Blonde hair. Light eyes. Not very bright. Party animal. Random. Doesn't care what people think. A true bitch. Loves to laugh. True friend. Can always have your back. Willing to help.