David

1. dependable, honest, a rock, optimistic, compasionate, understanding, reliable....... basically perfect
2. hot, sexy, AMAZING in bed, completely satisfying, blow your mind wonderful

1. I'm so glad my bf is David

2. David.... enough said

by dancingkitty February 4, 2010

David

David is a Mexican homosexual who likes to tener sexo. He will stock you and when you go to his house he’ll give you a coke. DONT take it! It has drugs in it! He’s a pervert who likes to talk about his teacher Mrs Longs flat ass.Even though David is a retard he is funny when he tries to show off his fake yeezys. He brings porn to school on his laptop so Cruz and him can suck each other’s dicks during social studies.He also thinks he can be friends with the “Kool Kids” but he’s just the Mexican version of Caillou. Never be friends with David, he’ll talk behind your back in Spanish.

David: Mi peepee duro
Everyone: tf

by Single.pringle March 21, 2019

David

An extremly hot kid with hot hair and cute eyes who would do especially good with a girl named Stephanie. A guy who has EXTREMLY HOT HAIR. and a EXTREMLY HOT BODY and who is EXTREMLY HOT AND FUCKABLE.

Wow dude your such a David body(;

by <3gummybear August 24, 2011

David

A shy, yet sweet little nerd. David is a name that's decently common. But one of the Davids I know... is such a nerd. He's a sweet person, and can make you like him in a snap. One of the traits about David, is that he's quite the introvert. Even around his friends, he's such a quite person. Constantly confused for some reason whenever you ask him a question. He's incredibly intelligent in all subjects, intellectually, and physically. He's quite the athletic person, but gets a damn perfect strait "A". He's the best damn person you'll ever know, and everyone who knows him shares the same opinion.

Me: Hey David!
David: hi...
Me: So how's Sinfonia Orchestra?
David: whaaat..?
Me: How's Sinfonia Orchestra
David: Wait, what..?
Me: ...
Me: Um, David--never mind..

by Je_suis_stupide November 7, 2019

David

Will give you hella snacks in return for weed and is fun to get stoned with.

David: Bruh, you want some snacks?
Stoner dude: Hell yeah! Wanna hit?
David: Hell yeah brother!

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 2, 2019

David

David when you first meet him will be very cold does not smile much and overall seems like a depressed and kind of scary dude. David is usually very intelligent and can easily differentiate between a friend or foe. Showing a little sincerity from the beginning will really change the way he will act around you really causing him to open up and show his true and much more loving side.

Dang, that dude really does remind me of David.

by VetaPred September 6, 2018

David

David may seem like an asshole and/or fuckboy at first, but he is really just a huge flirt and can make any girl swoon with a glance. He knows just how to make you laugh and comfort you when you need it. He may seem cut-off but he is just hurt and might need some time. Just give him space but be there when he needs you. I mean, after all, you just can't resist those perfect, round brown eyes and the beyond comparable dark hair. If you are ever lucky enough to meet ANYONE with this description (even if their name isn't David) keep them in your life as long as you can, whether as a friend or something more.

"I feel so incredibly lucky to have David in my life."

by lonley_foever November 10, 2018