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David is a Mexican homosexual who likes to tener sexo. He will stock you and when you go to his house he’ll give you a coke. DONT take it! It has drugs in it! He’s a pervert who likes to talk about his teacher Mrs Longs flat ass.Even though David is a retard he is funny when he tries to show off his fake yeezys. He brings porn to school on his laptop so Cruz and him can suck each other’s dicks during social studies.He also thinks he can be friends with the “Kool Kids” but he’s just the Mexican version of Caillou. Never be friends with David, he’ll talk behind your back in Spanish.
David: Mi peepee duro
Everyone: tf
by Single.pringle March 21, 2019
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She’s a basic bitch who wears lingerie to gym class. She’s dated every boy, girl, and teacher in the school. Hannah is in ISS every weekday and getting some dick every weekend. She likes fat Asians and gay assholes
Guy 1: did you see Hannah today
Guy 2: yeah she just broke up with some rice balls
by Single.pringle January 24, 2019
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