David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.
Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021
Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.
....and the winner is David Smith, would you please make your way to the promotional desk and claim your prize.
by Ima Wayten January 17, 2021
by Unicorn Smith February 15, 2022
This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022