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Fake online dating profiles to entice casual users to subscribe.
John: Dude, I was on match last night and this super hot girl sent me a message.
Fred: What did you do?
John: I sent her a message back but never got a response.
Fred: Was she totally out of your league?
John: Pretty much.
Fred: It's a datebot, those companies make up bogus profiles to get idiots like you to sign up.
Datebot by BuckyG June 29, 2011
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dubai datebook 

When an older rich man pays for your trip to dubai in exchange for your services
She always has new clothes because shes in that dubai datebook
dubai datebook by lesbiansagree October 27, 2018

datebook 

A diary to remember you things about events and other matters
I'd suggest your using a prayer datebook as a spiritual tool.
datebook by Luis Alvarez July 3, 2007

dateboarding 

going on a date whilst skateboarding/longboarding.

popular in avila beach, ca
he just asked me to go skateboard!

oooh your going dateboarding!
dateboarding by dateboardin July 6, 2009
A fleshy robot with too many tattoos and and a mohawk. Dalebots are good at taking pictures but no one wants one at there wedding. Dalebots are also good at servicing large women that may or may not have a penis.
Should we hire a "Dalebot" to take pictures at our sons wedding or do you think it will sleep with his fat bride?

I was thinking about getting into Dalebotics but changed my mind when I found out the course was in some guys basement and not at the local college.
Dalebot by Shagbot February 17, 2010

datebomb 

a shocking piece of information shared that ruins an otherwise good date.
yeah my date with that hot chick was going great until she dropped the datebomb on me that she has 2 kids.
datebomb by arupaloka October 25, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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