dashboard in real life

the xbox live term of killing yourself in real life, giving up on life, or just being gay

Wow Richard Donnelly should dashboard in real life.

by Master Chug December 14, 2010

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008

put my knee through her dashboard

The act of having exceptionally good yet typically rough sexual intercourse.

John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?

Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.

by johhouoonnn June 22, 2010

sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special

When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up

Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth

by Randall Mapson February 27, 2019

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

Dashboard Warrior

Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.

Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021