Top Definition
The most epic "I'm fucked" situation you'll get. To the extremity of being screwed.
Man 1: I stole some of my friends diamonds and found out he's gay with me! He said if I didn't tickle his ass then and there he'd get me locked up. Then my wife walked into his open front door and saw us!
Man 2: Ha, seems you're seriously darwinianed, you queer.
by Cobelt April 03, 2010

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